v.t. - to beat off; yet another term for male masturbation. The term "jank" is a portmanteau of jerk off or jack off and wank or yank or spank. It is often used in the context of derogatory accusation, or as a metaphor for dawdling/wasting time.
I think he went to go jank it one more time before our road trip.
Come on, Dave! Quit janking it and play poker! Call or Fold!
Oh yeah, Eric was totally janking it. I just don't know how anyone could be so horny that they would want to masturbate in a porta-potty.
Come on, Dave! Quit janking it and play poker! Call or Fold!
Oh yeah, Eric was totally janking it. I just don't know how anyone could be so horny that they would want to masturbate in a porta-potty.
by Bad Paul October 12, 2008
Get the jank it mug.A word used to convey a state of something being completely weird and stupid. It can be used in the place of fubar, lame , F*cked up and/or retarded. For example, instead of saying "My brother is being a dumb lame jerk" you would say "My brother is being b'jankty". Because it is such a rare and wonderful word, it is highly important to spell it correctly (b'jankity) and to pronounce it correctly (buh-JANE-kuh-tee).
The word originated around the Avon, IN area and has built and grown upon its own success in recent years.
The word originated around the Avon, IN area and has built and grown upon its own success in recent years.
"Holycrap, that test was freaking b'jankity!"
"Dude, that was a lame-ass b'jankty excuse for not coming with us and hanging out yesterday."
"WTF happened to your head?! Your hair is all b'jankity"
"Dude, that was a lame-ass b'jankty excuse for not coming with us and hanging out yesterday."
"WTF happened to your head?! Your hair is all b'jankity"
by Alycia H. April 17, 2008
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1)An object or situation that can be descrbied as below par or unsatisfactory.
2)Having qualities of great jankness.
2)Having qualities of great jankness.
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