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v.t. - to beat off; yet another term for male masturbation. The term "jank" is a portmanteau of jerk off or jack off and wank or yank or spank. It is often used in the context of derogatory accusation, or as a metaphor for dawdling/wasting time.

I think he went to go jank it one more time before our road trip.

Come on, Dave! Quit janking it and play poker! Call or Fold!

Oh yeah, Eric was totally janking it. I just don't know how anyone could be so horny that they would want to masturbate in a porta-potty.

jank it by Bad Paul October 12, 2008

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B'jankity

A word used to convey a state of something being completely weird and stupid. It can be used in the place of fubar, lame , F*cked up and/or retarded. For example, instead of saying "My brother is being a dumb lame jerk" you would say "My brother is being b'jankty". Because it is such a rare and wonderful word, it is highly important to spell it correctly (b'jankity) and to pronounce it correctly (buh-JANE-kuh-tee).

The word originated around the Avon, IN area and has built and grown upon its own success in recent years.

"Holycrap, that test was freaking b'jankity!"

"Dude, that was a lame-ass b'jankty excuse for not coming with us and hanging out yesterday."

"WTF happened to your head?! Your hair is all b'jankity"

B'jankity by Alycia H. April 17, 2008

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Jankity

When something is in seriously bad condition, yet it still works

the jankity wrench was corroded, but it still fixed the bike

Jankity by TheFoxyShazzam September 17, 2010

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jankity

something thats messed up, cheep, crappy, broken, Not Up to standards

whoa now that bed was jankity dude.....braw

jankity by s2dadizzle January 25, 2004

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Hoe-jankity

When something that is clearly busted and added more ghetto-ness to make it better

Why are you using ketchup on your spaghetti, thats some hoe-jankity shit

Why are you putting some Hoe-Jankity rims on this busted whip?

hoe-jank hoe-janker hoe-janking

Hoe-jankity by Jin Dizzle May 17, 2011

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jankity

a piece of shit

That car is hella jankity

jankity by joe mama May 20, 2003

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Jankity

1)An object or situation that can be descrbied as below par or unsatisfactory.
2)Having qualities of great jankness.

The new heath care reform is jankity.

Jankity by jtc105 January 12, 2010

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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