jams and jellies

Referring to make-up.

Honey come on! We HAVE to go! We are going to be late....

I'm not done getting ready...

Damn you take forever to put on the jams and jellies - get a move on!!

by b. hanback June 25, 2009

jam your jelly jar

An invitation and/or proclamation to have sex with someone.

Gee Mrs. Crabtree, I'd love to jam your jelly jar!

by BetaRiffs June 16, 2017

Jam & Jelly

Used to describe two sisters or two friends, one of which is a discreet lay, the other an easy one.

Do you know the difference between Jam & Jelly? You ever try to jelly your dick in someone's ass?

by rufnqaz March 13, 2016

Mistook your jam for jelly

When you think one object for something very similar to it.

"Tina you mistook your jam for jelly when you grabbed me limes instead of lemons."

by Editor man March 04, 2008

Log Jamming Jelly Jerk

A person who likes to cram large amounts of jelly in ones rectum and enjoys eating it out.

My Boyfriend Tim is really starting to be a Log Jamming Jelly Jerk

by Jay Bob June 15, 2007