Jamieson
A guy who knows how to speak. A man who could sell water to an ocean, or talk a nun out of her clothes. He's not a con-artist, but he could acquire even the most skeptical person's confidence. He's not a politician although he does represent investors. He's the type of guy who gets shit done. A real go-getter, a smooth operating elusive gentlemen. That's not to say he can't be reached for he has been described as what some may call a womanizer. His last name usually starts with a "K", but it is not "Kool" as one might expect from a fellow with such a calm demeanor. He is sexy, and it has often been said that he is well endowed.
Anonymous 1: Who was that guy?
Anonymous 2: Oh, that was just Jamieson.
Anonymous 1: Well, I just let Jamieson borrow the car. Funny, I didn't even think to ask him his name. What was he doing here anyways?
Anonymous 2: He was an inspector.
Anonymous 1: An inspector of what?
Anonymous 2: Ok, fine. I slept with him. I'm sorry he was just sooo charismatic.
Anonymous 1: Well, You know? I'm literally not even mad right now. That guy was pretty much a badass. I totally couldn't have stopped you. If one guy was gonna sleep with my wife; that would be the guy. You've got good taste. That means I'm a keeper too.
Jamieson (from afar): I just saved their marriage.
Anonymous 2: Oh, that was just Jamieson.
Anonymous 1: Well, I just let Jamieson borrow the car. Funny, I didn't even think to ask him his name. What was he doing here anyways?
Anonymous 2: He was an inspector.
Anonymous 1: An inspector of what?
Anonymous 2: Ok, fine. I slept with him. I'm sorry he was just sooo charismatic.
Anonymous 1: Well, You know? I'm literally not even mad right now. That guy was pretty much a badass. I totally couldn't have stopped you. If one guy was gonna sleep with my wife; that would be the guy. You've got good taste. That means I'm a keeper too.
Jamieson (from afar): I just saved their marriage.
Jamieson by Anonymous 2: "The Wife" May 5, 2011
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