Jam and cheese

Jam and cheese basic means everything, and is only defided by the way and inclination of the way it is said.

In response to being told someones cat has been run over "Ahhhh, Jam and cheese" This said in a comforting and quiet tone, will provide all the answer you need.

Jam and cheese by Xav December 8, 2004

jam and cheese

Invented by Xav, urban theologist and wordsmith, Jam and Cheese encompasses everything. It may be used as an answer to any question and it will be correct.

How are you today? - Jam and Cheese.

My cat has just died. - Oh, Jam and Cheese

jam and cheese by from Snoglondon December 8, 2004

cream cheese and jam sandwiches 

the most disgusting thing that you could ever force someone to eat, but which some sick, twisted people find pleasurable to consume

Mum: Have a nice day dear - oh by the way, i gave you cream cheese and jam samwhiches, eat them all up now.
Kid: Nooooooooooooooooooo!

cream cheese and jam sandwiches by Camp_milkman July 1, 2006