jaffa cake 

the most addictive biscuits in the world!
they are a small cake that is topped with orange, then chocolate.
they (apparently) only contain 1g of fat per jaffa cake(yeah right)
but still, once you taste them, i swear - you will get hooked!!
footballers like Ferdinand (england) like to eat them on the pitch because they can give you a boost of energgy quickly.
now they come in lots of flavours lime, lemon, raspberry...
YUMMMMMM

woman; do you know there is only one gram of fat in a jaffa cake?

woman 2; so wot??? when you decide to eat the whole packet, it's not going to be 1 gram then is it? you'll end up looking like fat bastard if you keep telling people that!

jaffa cake by cynthia_s July 13, 2006

Jaffa cake 

a term used by Irish people to describe loyalists, as they are black and tan on the outside and orange in the middle.

John: he's a Jaffa cake.

Mary: look at that Jaffa bastard!

Jaffa cake by namekuji April 4, 2019

Jaffa cake 

A sexual act where you lick your partners ear and proceed to lick out the orange ear wax and immediately stick your ear wax tongue in your partners asshole creating the orange brown delight similiar to a jaffa cake.

Hey wanna go get some ice cream? Nah im gonna take a Jaffa cake from Susan.

Jaffa cake by StrangerLittleDanger January 17, 2019

Jaffa cake 

some 1 who has ginger hair but has dyed it brown, this is the stage inbetween colourings wen the ginger starts 2 grow through!

'Oh my god look at shauns jaffa cake'

Jaffa cake by Lauren p March 1, 2007

Jaffa cake 

A butiful biscuit found in England and Ireland. Some say in Irish mythology that the great Leo Quinn would defeat 100 English soilders just because he ate the recommended 24 a day he will go on to die of TB

Hmm Jaffa cake

Jaffa cake by Jaffa pope October 15, 2019

Jaffa Cake 

When a ginger haired girl sleeps with white guy and then a black black afterwards.

I had a Jaffa cake on Holiday.

Jaffa Cake by mrbah December 12, 2019

Jaffa Cake 

Street talk for a Hand Job

Bob's mate asked him if he wanted a jaffa cake and Bob got a pleasant surprise.

Bob's old buddy pulled his trousers down and gave him a jaffa cake.

Jaffa Cake by UCAS February 18, 2010