by mwiz March 3, 2015
something that doctors or lab techs do to people who are required to do so in the process of finding an "Answer" to their medical whoa's. This process is done with some sort of needle, which can be quite painful and annoying, perhaps leaving track marks up and down the inside of your elbow or inbow
Karen had high blood sugar when she was pregnant, therefore the doctor felt the need to JAB her with a needle to take some of her blood.
by Angie (I love you Karen) March 11, 2006
An Object, usually round and circular with a smooth surface. The object is coated with Jube (Lube for jabs, inspected by the lubrication standards committee). Then the object is firmly placed between the butt cheeks. For newbies a slow sitting motion and/or vulgar thrusting would be adequate. For advance Jabbers (a person who jabs) a fast thrusting should be obtained. Jabbing can be accomplished with a partner and/or couple. Originally developed in Germany by pediatricians for anal cavity health. It was meant to brush your butt like a toothbrush brushes your mouth. When American society heard of this they perverted the technique to obtain self fulfillment.
I got a jab signed by Brad Pit, to bad its covered in my shit.
I have to attend JabberHolics Anonymous because I got addicted when my doctor told me to Jab everyday to keep the doctor away.
I have to attend JabberHolics Anonymous because I got addicted when my doctor told me to Jab everyday to keep the doctor away.
by PaPa Deusch June 16, 2010
n./adj./v. -Modification of the word "Job". Generally used mockingly, or jokingly, and in a dirty, sexual or inappropriate way. Impact best taken when used multiple times in a row. Can replace any noun, verb, or adjective (Adjective only if "-by", "-balicious", or other suffix is added.)
word derived from basketball coach's accent, and founded by duke
word derived from basketball coach's accent, and founded by duke
Noun:
A: "Yeah dude! We finished the project in 25 minutes and got a B+ on it!
B: "Fuckin right dude! That's a damn good Jab!
Verb:
A: "Hey Hayden! Look at the way that chick's rack Jabs when she walks!
B: "Unbelievable. I'd Jab her right here and now."
Adjective:
A: "Mrs. Robinson! This pie is Jabtastic!"
B: "Oh, why thank you Timmy! It's such a polite little boy."
A: "Yeah dude! We finished the project in 25 minutes and got a B+ on it!
B: "Fuckin right dude! That's a damn good Jab!
Verb:
A: "Hey Hayden! Look at the way that chick's rack Jabs when she walks!
B: "Unbelievable. I'd Jab her right here and now."
Adjective:
A: "Mrs. Robinson! This pie is Jabtastic!"
B: "Oh, why thank you Timmy! It's such a polite little boy."
by Mr. Jabb May 18, 2006
When a man misses a women's hole and ricochets off of the surrounding area. Common for the alcoholically impaired.
1 Jab is acceptable. 2+ = groan. 3+ out of the bed!
1 Jab is acceptable. 2+ = groan. 3+ out of the bed!
by b-burns. August 11, 2011
by J&U Productions™ March 16, 2016