1 definition by PaPa Deusch

Jab

An Object, usually round and circular with a smooth surface. The object is coated with Jube (Lube for jabs, inspected by the lubrication standards committee). Then the object is firmly placed between the butt cheeks. For newbies a slow sitting motion and/or vulgar thrusting would be adequate. For advance Jabbers (a person who jabs) a fast thrusting should be obtained. Jabbing can be accomplished with a partner and/or couple. Originally developed in Germany by pediatricians for anal cavity health. It was meant to brush your butt like a toothbrush brushes your mouth. When American society heard of this they perverted the technique to obtain self fulfillment.

I got a jab signed by Brad Pit, to bad its covered in my shit.

I have to attend JabberHolics Anonymous because I got addicted when my doctor told me to Jab everyday to keep the doctor away.

by PaPa Deusch June 16, 2010