Jürg 

a Legend

Jürg: This is Perfect.
Me: Yes
Jürg: This is also Cartographie
Me: Yes

Jürg by yesssssssssssssssssssssssss July 3, 2020

Jürg 

Jürg is a quiet, wise man. He will do anything for his daughters. Born with a hand tool case in his left hand, he always rushes to help. In his right hand he always has a bottle of wine for refilling - he is the world's best host.

And he has a special talent: He expresses his vocal talent with Freddy Quinn's Seaman.

Even his wife's snoring doesn't faze him.

What more could you wish for!

You are totally untalented and live for a year without light in the living room? Call Jürg! He immediately rushes to the rescue and brings the best red wine!

Jürg by melhues November 20, 2021

Jurg 

Is the act of harassing, nitpicking and tormenting an (usually new or vulnerable) individual for no good reason. Commonly seen on internet forums, the individual will 'jurg' a rival, scrutinizing and picking up on anything they say, making snide comments and generally being a thorn in their side. A 'Jurging' grudge may last weeks, even months.

Did you see Requiem totally Jurg Ben619 in that topic?

Jurg by TenderChicken August 6, 2009

jurgsnurgula

When eating pussy from behind and accidentally slipping your nose into the butthole

Don’t you make me Pull a jurgsnurgula on that ass!

jurgsnurgula by d.t.v. November 1, 2019

Jurgen 

A synonym to perfect and flawless in every way possible, many aspire to be this much of a man!

For new managers we should use the Jurgen standard for all the applicants!

Jurgen by dollan April 23, 2022

jurgatory 

The unfortunate position of being on a panel of jurors for an extended period of time, with no foreseeable end in sight. Court limbo.

"Sorry I couldn't make it to your show yesterday; I've been stuck in jurgatory for the past two weeks."

"I've been in jurgatory for so long, I'm now friends with everyone at the Quiznos across the street from the courthouse."

jurgatory by SuSpencer March 10, 2017

jurgle 

To block and unblock a user on social media, such as Instagram or Facebook.

Eren's so annoying. Should I jurgle him on Instagram? All he does is comment weird things on my photos!

jurgle by nozomitojo December 20, 2015