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the weirdest guy in the world and very ugly, infact an ivaldo can make very bad jokes and expects people to like them, he also dose not fit in society and has very little friends
eww is that ivaldo? yea hes so weird he apparently fucked a dog
ivaldo by joe mama 69,420. February 22, 2022
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Ivaldo Is a kid with grades in the high 70s hes doing pretty good in his life and loves sports By the way Ivaldo is best friends with Vincent
Yooo is that ivaldo yeah apparently he froze his dick and the doctors had to amutate it but he got a robotic one and fucks up to 20x faster wait that's how my mother is in a better mood FUCK
Ivaldo by the real Ivaldo February 27, 2022
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Ivandor Fejaun

"A well reserved and sophisticated young man who rarely speaks and is often misunderstood as being rude. He is also one who ladies seem to admire a lot"
1. Ivandor Fejaun cornered around the body of the girls that surrounded him, disinterest oozing off him, and walked out on all of them.
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Make something as hard as possible despite you can do it very simple.
my manager ivaldie it again! he went to Paris to buy fourniture available here, in our town!
ivaldie by LAURENT_LE_ROUTEUR June 13, 2017
Ivalo is sooo cool everyone loves her she is an icon
Omg u almost look like an Ivalo
ivalo by Ivalo November 23, 2021
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