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itamar

Itamar is the sexiest of all guys. As soon as a girl sees an Itamar, her clothes magically disappear. Such is the sexiness if Itamars. Itamars are also known to be the sweetest, funniest and smartest guys on earth, and they also have enourmous penises.

Girl 1: wow, I wish my boyfriend was as hot as Itamar, he's so perfect...
Girl 2: I know right!!!

by Stifmeister123 June 11, 2018