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It's not working 

Rasta lyrics to sing when the drum machine is stuck on one beat, the bassist is too high play anything but one chord and the guitarist is a grinning retard who isn't playing anything at all. Just rock it.
*boom* *boom* *boom* It's not working *boom* *boom* *boom* It's not working *boom* *boom* *boom*

"Dude, I guess it's not working."
It's not working by chainy10 April 2, 2010
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It's not working

Getting me to take a hint is not this working. Stop trying to use this to control me. You are doing it only because you want to make a point about rape and in doing so you aren't doing anything other than revealing your own pathology about it. It's pathetic that THE RAPE-PORN GUY has a healthier relationship with rape than you do.
Hym "No. Don't let her fool you into thinking that me doing something I said I wouldn't do somehow constitutes 'this working.' You are going to let a petty childish imbecile drive my life directly into one of your kids and all over the fact that you let an idiot convince you that is some kind of tug of war. So it's not working. I just haven't murdered your kids yet. She just wants to rape me. I said I don't want this to be used to guide me into a life I don't want so she has convinced you to go along with it. She needs a therapist to deal with her rape victim trauma and not 'to have control of a guy who said things she doesn't like about rape.' Fold or lose another kid. Listen to not-me already got them killed. You tried to do it without involving me because you don't like that I involved other people."
It's not working by Hym Iam December 8, 2025

it's not working out 

Shit guys say when they're breaking up with you
*texting to Emma* I can't do this anymore, it's not working out
*Emma replies* whatt? what do you mean

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026