A lie. Just be honest and say "I'm not attracted to you" like dayum. The whole "It's not me, it's you" bullshit is so overused and I've heard it all before, so if I get in a relationship with anyone and they say that as to why they broke up with me, don't fucking bother. It's an insult to my intelligence and I know that's not the reason. Have some fucking integrity ffs.
by UltimateDoge January 7, 2025
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The second biggest fable next to Santa Claus.
The second biggest fable next to Santa Claus.
The one guy that I have been wanting sex with...the stars finally aligned and we were able to be alone and let nature take its course last night. Well I should know that somethings are too good to be true. The whole experience turned out to be a it's not what you've got, it's how you use it. Why is it everytime I tell a guy that I feel like I just told my daughter that there is no Santa..
fable white lie
fable white lie
by TheBigCanucklehead March 21, 2015
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It's not you it's me • it's not you • it’s not you, it’s me • it's not you it's meme • it's not your daddy's • It's not your fault • It's not what you've got, it's how you use it. • It's not who you know, it's who you ho. • I know it's not in you head but YOU can't KNOW that • it's not gay if you're underway
Basically sleeping/dating/living with someone of importance to secure your position in the workplace, especially if said workplace is family-owned and the person you are sleeping with is related to that particular family. Bonus points if you have a kid with that person.
Brian will never be laid off from the company, because he is dating/living with the owner's granddaughter. Oh, and let's not forget - they have a little girl together. Think about it - It's not who you know, it's who you ho.
by bigbreastedbitch May 13, 2011
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A retard "I know it's not in you head but YOU can't KNOW that!"
Hym "I feel like 'pedantic' is the right word here. That's what you're doing. And you're conflating what I said about how I think which the the thing I'm talking about. This is why Atheists are pieces of shit. Pedantic. Smug. Self-Righteous. Garbage."
Hym "I feel like 'pedantic' is the right word here. That's what you're doing. And you're conflating what I said about how I think which the the thing I'm talking about. This is why Atheists are pieces of shit. Pedantic. Smug. Self-Righteous. Garbage."
by Hym Iam January 7, 2025
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"I licked the Able Seaman's balls while he came on my face, but it's not gay if you're underway, am I right?"
by Cpt. Jack Hoff November 3, 2007
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“Els not stupid. It’s not my fault you don’t like girls!”
“Els not stupid. It’s not my fault you don’t like girls!”
by byler is real April 22, 2021
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