No you

ohhhhhhhhhhh

Person A: You suck!
Person B: No you.
Audience: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

by sfkja,fnmajfnvjnsfj November 11, 2020

No you

No you, Also known as No U.

Dumbest comeback known to man, YET most effective.

It reflects Teh PWNAGE (Look that up) back to the sender.

Bob: Yo Tom, you Teh Small Cox, HAHA!
Tom: No you.
Bob: Aw..

by Purpoh March 27, 2009

No you

Well known

Steffen: "You are"
Jack: "No you"
Steffen: "Well known it's you"
Jack: "Actually I'm pretty sure Nathan is"
Steffen: "Well known"

by SCHNEEEEEEEEEE November 08, 2019

No you

This is the greatest comeback to ever say to someone. If in an argument and someone says “Your mom’s gay,” you can simply say “No you” and they will die on the spot.

Bully: Your mom’s gay!
Me: No you.

Bully: *dies

by J Orgasm February 11, 2018

No you

A perfect comeback to ur mom gay lol

Big boi: ur mom gay lol
Small boi: no you
Big boi:*dead*

by NoturMom420biatch March 01, 2018

No you

A simple "come back" to get roasted.

Person 1: your gay

Person 2: no you

by Hothouse February 19, 2017

No you

The ultimate petty comeback of all time. It can be used in any situation- ever. No matter where you are, like the middle of class, while being stabbed by prison shanks, or in a back alley Knife fight.

Anyone- “You’re annoying”
Ethan- “No you”
everyone around- *dies*

by idkwhyiwrotethese May 10, 2019