"YouTube news" is another way of saying "old news" or "I already heard about it". If someone tells you something that you have already heard about, you can respond by saying "YouTube news".
This phrase communicates that, like news that spreads throughout the universe very quickly via YouTube, you have already heard about it. It takes 5 minutes for new news to mature into YouTube news (aka old news).
Thanks to YouTube (and texting), news gets old really fast. YouTube news is new news that is already old. However, YouTube news does not have to refer to things that are ACTUALLY on YouTube. "You Tube news" usually refers to things that only matter to you, your personal friends, and the fake friends you have on facebook.
HOW TO USE THE PHRASE:
You usually just say, "YouTube news" without any other words accompanying the phrase. The words "YouTube news" explain exactly what you mean all by themselves.
If it has been 5 minutes since an event, there is a 99.9% chance that EVERYONE who could possibly give a shit about it already knows every damn detail (thanks to texting). Consequentially, the phrase "It's been 5 minutes" can be used in conjunction with the phrase "YouTube news".
This phrase communicates that, like news that spreads throughout the universe very quickly via YouTube, you have already heard about it. It takes 5 minutes for new news to mature into YouTube news (aka old news).
Thanks to YouTube (and texting), news gets old really fast. YouTube news is new news that is already old. However, YouTube news does not have to refer to things that are ACTUALLY on YouTube. "You Tube news" usually refers to things that only matter to you, your personal friends, and the fake friends you have on facebook.
HOW TO USE THE PHRASE:
You usually just say, "YouTube news" without any other words accompanying the phrase. The words "YouTube news" explain exactly what you mean all by themselves.
If it has been 5 minutes since an event, there is a 99.9% chance that EVERYONE who could possibly give a shit about it already knows every damn detail (thanks to texting). Consequentially, the phrase "It's been 5 minutes" can be used in conjunction with the phrase "YouTube news".
EXAMPLE 1:
MARY: Guess what! Johnny and I got engaged!
BILLY: YouTube news.
MARY: But he only proposed 5 minutes ago.
BILLY: Yeah, I know.
EXAMPLE 2:
JILL: You're never going to believe this: Heather's car broke down in the middle of the Siberian tundra and she almost froze to death.
BOBBY: YouTube news. It's been 5 minutes.
EXAMPLE 3:
MARK: Dude, I spilled my coffee on an old lady and she burned to death.
JOHN: It's been 5 minutes. Already heard about it.
MARK: Damn YouTube news.
EXAMPLE 4:
OSCAR: Hey man, you're never going to believe this! I got a call from... oh yeah, it's been 5 minutes. You already know about it.
JACK: Yeah, YouTube news.
MARY: Guess what! Johnny and I got engaged!
BILLY: YouTube news.
MARY: But he only proposed 5 minutes ago.
BILLY: Yeah, I know.
EXAMPLE 2:
JILL: You're never going to believe this: Heather's car broke down in the middle of the Siberian tundra and she almost froze to death.
BOBBY: YouTube news. It's been 5 minutes.
EXAMPLE 3:
MARK: Dude, I spilled my coffee on an old lady and she burned to death.
JOHN: It's been 5 minutes. Already heard about it.
MARK: Damn YouTube news.
EXAMPLE 4:
OSCAR: Hey man, you're never going to believe this! I got a call from... oh yeah, it's been 5 minutes. You already know about it.
JACK: Yeah, YouTube news.
by jackette55 July 23, 2011
A sexual act involving 2 men, 1 circumcised, 1 uncircumcised.
The uncircumcised man covers the head of the circumcised man's penis tip to create something that looks like a burrito. They may wrap their penises in a tortilla to create an actual burrito.
The uncircumcised man covers the head of the circumcised man's penis tip to create something that looks like a burrito. They may wrap their penises in a tortilla to create an actual burrito.
by BronxZooNigga123 August 13, 2018
Typically and engine-nerd with a propensity to dissect and verbally admonish all your actions despite the fact that it has absolutely no effect on him. A strong exhale of disappointment is usually followed after you experience the strong wrath of disgust and disappointment in you while never uttering a word of profanity however you then walk away with the feeling of “what a dick!!!”
Defined as; Kyle is the new Karen, and hates guacamole but watched me cut the avocado horizontally then yelled and huffed that I was doing it wrong, chill dude, just leave it alone man your such a Kyle!
by Kyle the new Karen December 9, 2021
The act of cumming in a high power fan and seasoning it with rat shit, then turning the fan on at a party so your unborn kids fly onto all the unsuspecting party guests.
by Bagel aids July 18, 2022
Ron: People are so strange these days! They panic or go rioting after watching their TVs!
Jeremy: You mean you don't watch the News?
Jeremy: You mean you don't watch the News?
by Skorpious July 17, 2020
Ron: People are so strange these days! They panic or go rioting after watching their TVs!
Jeremy: You mean you don't watch the News?
Jeremy: You mean you don't watch the News?
by Skorpious July 17, 2020
boy1- do you want to go to the mall
girl1- i cant i have basketball practice
girl1 to girls 2 - i do have practice but im not going so im not lying its just some news
girl 2 - yeah bad news for him
girl1- i cant i have basketball practice
girl1 to girls 2 - i do have practice but im not going so im not lying its just some news
girl 2 - yeah bad news for him
by Lickdoor October 10, 2017