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neo-introductionism 

Neo-Introductionism: The control and suppression of a group via the introduction of western ideals and culture such as alcohol, the internet, drugs, democracy, etc.
The US used neo-introductionism in Iraq which spurred on other mass rebellions that the US supports in order to be able to control at a later time.

Introsuction 

A deceptive software demonstration downplaying the slowness or difficulty of actual operation with phrases like "isn't this great?" "You can do this!" "Almost realtime rendering!"
The seller uses oleaginous phrases and a kidstuff demonstration, leading the victim to falsely believe that the same stupendous calculation speed occurs with an elaborate detailed model of a hospital or the complex spreadsheet of an international corporation.
"Dang! They got me believing that my hotel project would render as fast as their little 3D house model. What a lie! I'm a fool! It was an Introsuction!"
Introsuction by DwightUrban January 25, 2009

Theory of Introduction

A theory consisting of two equally complex stages, both completely dependent on the other. And, if executed correctly, this formula is 100% effective. The objective of the formula is, of course, to get laid.

Phase 1)
Phase 1 requires that you introduce yourself to a member of the opposite gender in any manner. A handshake of brief conversation about the weather will suffice

Phase 2)
In no more than 24 hours later, locate the same member of the opposite gender, remind her about your brief introduction, and she will, without exception, go into a fit of sexual desire and fuck you immediately.
"Yo man, I'm going to fuck Pele tomorrow. I just introduced myself tonight. It's my Theory of Introduction"
Theory of Introduction by tymbernz November 23, 2006

Introuption

When somebody interrupts a conversation just to introduce themselves.
"How long does he have left?"
"The doctors gave him s-"
"Sorry for the introuption, guys, I'm Bob!"
"Fuck off, Bob..."
Introuption by yolexander November 17, 2014

still introduction

When one person is introduced to another by means of an infamous picture.
Duder: "So here's a picture of my roommate. Well, it's of his ass anyway, it's the hairiest thing I've ever seen."

Chica: "Whoa! That is hairy! I'll never be able to get that out of my mind. That's probably the worst still introduction ever."
still introduction by westfalia December 22, 2009

Introfucktion 

when you meet a girl or guy and primal lust passes between you bot and you end up having sex before getting to know each other..... if you even get to know each other later.
After the brief introfucktion, Phillip returned to the party to look for more ladies of the night or sluts or skanky girls that he could prey on.
Introfucktion by dinosaursatemysocks December 25, 2010
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