neo-introductionism 

Neo-Introductionism: The control and suppression of a group via the introduction of western ideals and culture such as alcohol, the internet, drugs, democracy, etc.

The US used neo-introductionism in Iraq which spurred on other mass rebellions that the US supports in order to be able to control at a later time.

neo-introductionism by Brendanbot5000 October 2, 2011

introdouching 

the act of introducing a douche to someone.

Apple Email: "Introdouching the iPhone 5"

Ashley: "hey guys i'd like to introdouche my ex boyfriend Josh"

introdouching by Matt Huff October 6, 2011

Coitus Introductus 

Sexual intercourse occurring directly after meeting someone or after the first date.

Yo sweaty, you plannin' on going for coitus introductus tonight with that blonde?

Coitus Introductus by ZiggyFTW December 3, 2010

introextrovert 

Someone who is partially introverted and partially extroverted. Known to be social and also antisocial at times, depending on mood.

She's an introextrovert. Last night she partied with us but tonight she's playing Halo 3 by herself in her dorm. Maybe she'll come out again tonight?

introextrovert by hannahlg October 25, 2007

Introdeuce 

1. To take a dump in a person's bathroom shortly after meeting them.

2. The mud monkey you unleashed into the toilet shortly after receiving the obligatory house tour.

Angry Friend: "Dude, I told you to introduce yourself, not introDEUCE yourself. Now my chick's entire apartment smells like dookey."

Bitch: "Girl, this bathroom smells like chud! We just got here... did some asshole already take an introdeuce?"

Douche: "I wouldn't go in there. I just left an introdeuce as a housewarming gift."

Introdeuce by TheNew90s April 22, 2011

introdouched 

When a person introduces themselves in an unnecessarily/excessively obnoxious or idiotic way in an effort to humor themselves

John introdouched himself to Katie by exposing himself before they even spoke.

introdouched by datnig052 July 7, 2011

introodle

A noodle found in a group of noodles that is not of the same type as most others in the group.
Formed from "intruder" and "noodle."

"This is spaghetti, not linguini! Damn introodle..."

introodle by Daveman October 24, 2005