Result of texting on your cellphone while driving.
Oh shit! That guy's intexticated! He gonna run right into that telephone pole!
by Klite49 August 23, 2012
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The art of text messaging while intoxicated, usually at bars or parties.
Dude, sorry what I said last night, but I was really intexticated.
by Eric66 December 02, 2007
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When someone becomes completely deaf to reality while texting on their phone.
Guy: What do you want to eat tonight
Girl: *no answer*
Guy: Oh yeah, I forgot, you're intexticated when you pick up that phone
by yoMomma420 June 01, 2010
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Trying to text a message while totally intoxicated. Or TUI-texting under the influence.
example: woman trying to text friend to pick her up as she is intexticated after imbibing large quantites of ETOH

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by cinlou December 19, 2010
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distracted by texting on a cellphone, especially when one is driving a motor vehicle
He was intexticated in the worst possible place.
by The Return of Light Joker July 24, 2011
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An addiction to text at all times, like driving, getting ready for work, at work, to family. Etc.
John was intexticated while driving which made him unable to pay attention to the road and was texting instead.
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