interpretive dance

A cross between Twister and dry humping; often performed by stoned hippies to the sound of hand-drumming and/or didgeridoo.

"Check out those guys doing interpretive dance."
"um... that one's a chick."
"... but her armpi-"
"yeah, I know."

by Rock Deputy September 24, 2005

Interpretive Dunce

This person has no skill at dancing, yet will try to auto-choreograph their unholy movements to the lyrics of the song being played, often with a delay as they can't remember the lyrics, and have to come up with something on the fly as they hear it.

"What the hell is John doing out on the floor?"

"Sounds like 'We Are The Champions' came on, and he's an interpretive dunce..."

by Ambad June 24, 2013

Interpretive hearing

When someone listening to what they are being told, chooses to interpret what was said to them to fit their current needs.

Mom: son do NOT play with the iPad anymore.
Son: OK Mom
Mom: son you are playing with the iPad again!
Son: yes, but I stopped for ten minutes when you told me to stop.
Mom: now that is interpretive hearing!

by Mr. Foto June 19, 2018

Interpretive Pocket Dancing

The act of Being a stoner with a coat on. Noticing that you can make your pockets move while your hands are in them. Being known as one Kiara Jordon.
Act of being a rehab cab student.

Kiara tried to Interpretive Pocket Dance, but it came out looking like a seizure.

by Tom n Pat June 21, 2004

interpretate

The short sophisticated verb form of the word Interpretation. The word is more direct and adds emphasis and implies an appeal to logos. It is commonly regarded as "not grammatically correct" but those who are ignorant of this word are just stoopid. (irony)

Gunnar K. cant interpretate for shit.

by TLPILLY June 25, 2009

interpretate

in·ter·pre·tate

1. To explain while drunk: interpretated the ambassador's remarks. See Synonyms at explain while drunk.
2. To conceive the significance of while drunk; construe while drunk
3. To present or conceptualize the meaning of by means of art or criticism while drunk.
4. To translate orally while drunk.

Tressa interpretated the situation to me. I had no idea what the f*&k she was talking about. Interpretate.

by chasemanset February 12, 2010

interpretize

to interpret something in a new way

said if your brain stops working for a moment

an art or philopsophy student might interpretize something if they are very tired

by fail_lover January 24, 2010