interpretive dance 

A cross between Twister and dry humping; often performed by stoned hippies to the sound of hand-drumming and/or didgeridoo.

"Check out those guys doing interpretive dance."
"um... that one's a chick."
"... but her armpi-"
"yeah, I know."

interpretive dance by Rock Deputy September 24, 2005

interpretate 

The short sophisticated verb form of the word Interpretation. The word is more direct and adds emphasis and implies an appeal to logos. It is commonly regarded as "not grammatically correct" but those who are ignorant of this word are just stoopid. (irony)

Gunnar K. cant interpretate for shit.

interpretate by TLPILLY June 25, 2009

Humorous Interpretation 

A. A National Forensics League division. consisting of one performance that is 10 minutes long, or a play that has been cut down to 10 minutes. That piece must be funny, varying from "not really funny at all" to "L.M.F.A.O." levels of funny.

B. The only forensics event worth watching

A. I did excerpts from the play "Greater Tuna" for Humorous Interpretation, and that audience was dying of laughter!

B. Guy: I didn't make finals, what event should I watch
Girl: Humorous Interpretation, duh!

Humorous Interpretation by Duct Tape Pants November 10, 2013

interpretate 

in·ter·pre·tate

1. To explain while drunk: interpretated the ambassador's remarks. See Synonyms at explain while drunk.
2. To conceive the significance of while drunk; construe while drunk
3. To present or conceptualize the meaning of by means of art or criticism while drunk.
4. To translate orally while drunk.

Tressa interpretated the situation to me. I had no idea what the f*&k she was talking about. Interpretate.

interpretate by chasemanset February 12, 2010

interpretation 

a way knowing if parts are applicable or not... synonymous to Mick

We've got an interpretation issue.. Quick call Mick!!

interpretation by Uncle Bozos August 6, 2010

Interpretation 

A scapegoat for ignoring certain sections in holy texts.

Me - "Hey Jimmy, did you know that Jesus tells women to keep silent in the churches?"

Jimmy - "Well, that's just your interpretation."

Me - "Hey Amar, did you know that the Qu'ran instructs its followers to conquer the earth, converting or subduing those in the process?"

Amar - "That's a flawed interpretation. MY Islam is a peaceful one."

Interpretation by SocialistBJ March 28, 2009

Interpretive Dunce 

This person has no skill at dancing, yet will try to auto-choreograph their unholy movements to the lyrics of the song being played, often with a delay as they can't remember the lyrics, and have to come up with something on the fly as they hear it.

"What the hell is John doing out on the floor?"

"Sounds like 'We Are The Champions' came on, and he's an interpretive dunce..."

Interpretive Dunce by Ambad June 24, 2013