The theory consists of 3 main Sections:
1. You are a virgin. No matter who you think you are, or what you think you do outside of the internet, you are a virgin, any attempt to deny it makes you a gay virgin.
2. You have never won a football championship. Similar to S(1), you will never amount to anything, and any attempt at suggesting you have any sort of athletic talent is a complete fallacy, you are a lonely nerd.
3. If you are playing videogames and are older than 18, you're a 'no-life'+(s)1+(s)2. Seriously, it doesn't matter if you're in school to become an engineer, lawyer, neurobiologist etc, if you're playing a videogame at this age, whether it be with your old pals during study week, there's no way you will not be living on the street
1. You are a virgin. No matter who you think you are, or what you think you do outside of the internet, you are a virgin, any attempt to deny it makes you a gay virgin.
2. You have never won a football championship. Similar to S(1), you will never amount to anything, and any attempt at suggesting you have any sort of athletic talent is a complete fallacy, you are a lonely nerd.
3. If you are playing videogames and are older than 18, you're a 'no-life'+(s)1+(s)2. Seriously, it doesn't matter if you're in school to become an engineer, lawyer, neurobiologist etc, if you're playing a videogame at this age, whether it be with your old pals during study week, there's no way you will not be living on the street
1.
*xXxdr4g0npr0xXx has been killed by john_doe*
xXxdr4g0npr0xXx: ur s00 g4y fagg0t
john_doe: k
xXxdr4g0npr0xXx: i b3t ur a virgin!!!!!
*A prime example of Internet Theory (S)1
2.
david_doe: I'm in such a good mood today, my school just won our regional football tournament today and I got one of the touchdowns!
xXxdr4g0npr0xXx: lol no u didnt ur just a fag who lives in ur room cuz ur a virgin
*A prime example of Internet Theory (S)2
3.
martin_doe: When is someone going to fix the crash to desktop error with that one loading screen...? :(
xXxdr4g0npr0xXx: get a better computer u fag
martin_doe: What does this have to do with the quality of my computer?
xXxdr4g0npr0xXx: lol ur uneducated rnt uÉÉ
martin_doe: No, I'm actually a 19-year-old English major.
xXxdr4g0npr0xXx: LOL 19 YEARS OLD??? U LIVE IN UR MOMS BASEMENT STILL U VRIGIN FAG?!?! LOLOL LOLUMAD!!!
*A prime example of Internet Theory (S)3
*xXxdr4g0npr0xXx has been killed by john_doe*
xXxdr4g0npr0xXx: ur s00 g4y fagg0t
john_doe: k
xXxdr4g0npr0xXx: i b3t ur a virgin!!!!!
*A prime example of Internet Theory (S)1
2.
david_doe: I'm in such a good mood today, my school just won our regional football tournament today and I got one of the touchdowns!
xXxdr4g0npr0xXx: lol no u didnt ur just a fag who lives in ur room cuz ur a virgin
*A prime example of Internet Theory (S)2
3.
martin_doe: When is someone going to fix the crash to desktop error with that one loading screen...? :(
xXxdr4g0npr0xXx: get a better computer u fag
martin_doe: What does this have to do with the quality of my computer?
xXxdr4g0npr0xXx: lol ur uneducated rnt uÉÉ
martin_doe: No, I'm actually a 19-year-old English major.
xXxdr4g0npr0xXx: LOL 19 YEARS OLD??? U LIVE IN UR MOMS BASEMENT STILL U VRIGIN FAG?!?! LOLOL LOLUMAD!!!
*A prime example of Internet Theory (S)3
by Matowe March 4, 2009
Get the Internet Theorymug. The theory that given time everything on the Internet will devolve into poor quality content designed to drive advertisement revenue through clickbait, stolen, and/or inflammatory content.
To see evidence of the Inevitable Internet Entropy theory one need look no further than once-lauded sites as The Huffington Post, Slate, and Time.
by Admiral Yesterday February 18, 2015
Get the Inevitable Internet Entropy Theorymug. Normal Person+Anonymity+Audience=Total Fuckwad
the theory that people act like jerks because they want attention and can't be caught.
originated from Penny-Arcade
the theory that people act like jerks because they want attention and can't be caught.
originated from Penny-Arcade
by v1cious October 6, 2004
Get the Greater internet Fuckwad Theorymug. In Plato's Republic, Socrates proposes what a person would do if they were given the Ring of Gyges, which turns a person invisible and essentially anonymous. Would they still have an incentive to be just under such circumstances? We now know what's like because of the Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory. Let's just say, the results do not reflect well on man.
by RandomAssDude November 7, 2011
Get the Greater Internet Fuckwad Theorymug. 90% common in youtube shorts comments, these are mostly found in brainrot and content farm channels and shorts, mostly these comments are a bunch of 0 iq shitty stupid dumb ai bot. comments like (heart emoji x3) ofofof i love wenda, yes, LIKE IF YOU LOVE SPRUNKI (like beggar emoji) hi really bonkie, hope this shit ends
dead internet theory. aaaaaaaa, heart emoji, wenda x gray ships which sucks.. gibberish comments, etc
by The roblox maxwell cat :) March 3, 2025
Get the Dead Internet Theorymug. comments filled with ai bots that send stupid non relevant topics to a literal short or video. these comments are full of heart emojis, many other emojis, and so much more, mostly common in content farms, sometimes like beggars, etc
by IHATEFURRIESANDSUSVIDEOS! March 5, 2025
Get the Dead Internet Theorymug. The Indian Internet theory is an online conspiracy theory that asserts that the Internet now consists mainly of Indian people activity and Indian generated content that is manipulated by Indian population preferences, marginalizing organic human activity.
The population of India reaches 1.4 billion people and out of these people they have the most English speakers along with governmental efforts to introduce modern Internet to rural areas, but this does not equate to a quality increase of human resources which takes time. China as the 2nd most populous country limits their interaction with the worldwide internet due to the Great Chinese Firewall, USA has their own self-interest for online interactions, and the rest of the countries which includes Indonesia, Pakistan, Congo, Bangladesh, Brazil, Mexico, and so on barely spoke English or have access to Internet.
This corresponds well with the idea that most accounts were operated in India, examples of this can be observed in posts with topics ranging from sports (they will sneak cricket for some reason), politics (they will defend Israel), religion (something about Shiva or Ram), and bikini fitness models.
The population of India reaches 1.4 billion people and out of these people they have the most English speakers along with governmental efforts to introduce modern Internet to rural areas, but this does not equate to a quality increase of human resources which takes time. China as the 2nd most populous country limits their interaction with the worldwide internet due to the Great Chinese Firewall, USA has their own self-interest for online interactions, and the rest of the countries which includes Indonesia, Pakistan, Congo, Bangladesh, Brazil, Mexico, and so on barely spoke English or have access to Internet.
This corresponds well with the idea that most accounts were operated in India, examples of this can be observed in posts with topics ranging from sports (they will sneak cricket for some reason), politics (they will defend Israel), religion (something about Shiva or Ram), and bikini fitness models.
Those are not Russian bots, that's just Rajesh, Kumar, and Pradesh they are a part of the Indian Internet Theory!
by Ibonarious Eshak February 11, 2024
Get the The Indian Internet Theorymug.