A individual that agrees to corporate enslavement that forfeit the right of any unqiue identifiers (e.g. names, interesting facts, anything that would put them in a good light). Interns have often been known to break expensive equipment by handling it inappropriately
Bob: Who said that?
Sue: The Intern
Bob: Who just broke this brand new laptop?
Sue: The Intern
The Intern: I have a name
Sue and Bob: Yes you do. The Intern
Sue: The Intern
Bob: Who just broke this brand new laptop?
Sue: The Intern
The Intern: I have a name
Sue and Bob: Yes you do. The Intern
by #TRASHTAG September 15, 2014
a noun referring to a person who is reduced to slave labor.
An intern works for no pay, and their main job is to get coffee and obey each demand by their employer.
An intern works for no pay, and their main job is to get coffee and obey each demand by their employer.
"Melanie clean the floors you intern"
"Why are you so poor? Oh wait, I know because you're an intern"
"Why are you so poor? Oh wait, I know because you're an intern"
by theintern91 August 8, 2009
Let's make fire Susan and make her position available as an internship... That way we don't have to give them an hourly wage.
by suslex June 14, 2012
Homeless kids that you take in and support in exchange for ridiculous favors. They can be summoned with a conch shell.
Chase: I'm too drunk to walk.
Jared: Get the interns to carry you.
Chase: *blows into conch shell* INTERNS!
Lance and Adler(in unison): How may we be of service?
Jared: Get the interns to carry you.
Chase: *blows into conch shell* INTERNS!
Lance and Adler(in unison): How may we be of service?
by tuesdayspirits December 16, 2008
The feeling you get when your principal (or anyone for that matter) tries to be funny and fails miserably and you are a witness.
Similar to Second Hand Embarrassment.
The most uncomfortable feeling ever, it can only be described as "Internal".
Similar to Second Hand Embarrassment.
The most uncomfortable feeling ever, it can only be described as "Internal".
Carly: Seeing JohnDoe dance in front of the whole school was the most uncomfortable thing of my life.
Shannon: No, it was just internal to the extreme, I almost couldn't breathe it was so bad.
Shannon: No, it was just internal to the extreme, I almost couldn't breathe it was so bad.
by xsarahhx12 January 14, 2011
by danh April 5, 2006