Interferons 

Technical IT people that are employed to supposedly make your working life easier but only over complicate and basically break everything they touch. Normally found lurking in dark forgotten corners somewhere in the back office area. Sometimes referred to as "The Help Desk" or "IT Support", these people neither help nor support in anyway. More often than not, these Interferons are Graduate Engineers using this role as a stepping stone to bigger and better things.

"I can't access the internet from my work PC", answer from interferon, "Have you tried turning it on and off?"or "I'll have to raise a service order and elevate your problem to a level 2 tech" bloddy interferons

Interferons by Chippa888 May 7, 2013

ass interference 

the despicable act of intruding on or otherwise impeding another person's pursuit of ass; a.k.a cockblocking

"Hey man, that's ass interference. 15 yard penalty."

ass interference by kium December 8, 2007

run interference 

to protect someone esle from the attention or criticism due for a particular activity; To help someone in the performance of a task, but not directly assisting in the task.

From American Football where certain players are detailed to prevent the opposing team from tackling the palyer with the ball, by interfering with them.

a:"How am I gonna get these Playboys into the house while mom's there?"
b:"You go round the kitchen door, I'll run interference by showing her the job I did on the lawn"

run interference by D F Stuckey May 12, 2004

run interference 

originating from football, to attract attention to yourself or throw yourself into harm's way to help out a friend.

your ex just got here - you leave out the back and i'll run interference.

run interference by Erin May 13, 2004

Pass Interference 

When you're about to make a flirty, kind of douchey comment (aka making pass) and your conscience interferes.

I was gonna tell her she was hot like a volcano taco, but then I experienced pass interference.

Pass Interference by Tikibarberfan March 2, 2010

Pass Interference 

When your about to make a douchey flirty comment with a girl (aka making pass) and your conscience interferes.

I was about to tell her she was hot like a volcano taco, but then I experienced pass interference.

Pass Interference by Tikibarberfan March 2, 2010

wave interference

So two hotties are waving hands at each other. Their hands are 1 inch apart. My flesh hammer is in between their hands, loving it.

"Hey Jessica!"
"What Katie?"
"Everytime we wave hello, Luke comes."
"Yeah, well I'd wish he'd hurry up running wave interference already."

wave interference by Ken Lures November 28, 2013