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Intentional misspelling for 'internet' usually used when making fun of people who are technologically impaired
OMG! Teh Intarweb si down!!11! All of my AOL Blast Capacity leaked out!
by Anonymous February 11, 2003
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Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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Purposeful, sarcastic misspelling of "internet". A term seemingly inspired by Something Awful creation Jeff K, known for his indecipherable ramblings patterned after the habits of a stereotypical AOLer.
You can't check your e-mail? Is this your first day on the intarweb, or what?
by LAN.gnome July 27, 2004
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Tongue-in-cheek reference to the Internet.
Etymology: Bastardized version of "InterWeb", which is a combination of Internet and the Web (which is in turn colloquial term for "World Wide Web")
Urbandictionary? It's one of those things on the intarweb, right?
by reschan December 19, 2005
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The world's largest porn database. Sometimes known as the "Internet".
Will you install the intarweb on my computer?
by tehguy March 24, 2005
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Literal: Internet
Usually used in a sarcastic method, it is also used to tease internet-illiterate people and other people who cannot speak simple english. I've usually thought of this as a combination of intranet and world wide web, an intranet being similar to the internet, but it is shared on a LAN rather than the WAN.
omg u b0rk t3h intarw3b!!1!!11!shift+one!1!!
by Matt September 16, 2004
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A rather humorous combination of the World Wide Web and Internet. Usually used in parody of someone who is fluent with IP.

by Uxrius January 05, 2003
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