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instantaneous hornification 

The act of instantly becoming horny
le sees sexy lady
INSTANTANEOUS HORNIFICATION

Instantaneous 

Refers to being insane and spontaneous
My friend is not insane nor is he spontaneous he is instantaneous
Instantaneous by Insane_s.a October 29, 2018

instantaneous 

That which occurs within the immeasurable time span of 1 instant. So quick you can’t even hear it.
K-“That’s crazy, the wood caught fire really quick”
E-“yeah, once the flame hit, it was instantaneous”
instantaneous by k & e July 7, 2022
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026