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Inline Skating 

The sport of taking plastic, adding wheels, frames, boots, liners, laces, tumors (USD), and bolts doing ill tricks on ill non curb ledges, properly known as rollerbladers, doesn't get you the girls but who cares when it gets you steeze which will ultimately get you the girls, but not the skanks that skateboarders tend to pick up
The sport of inline skating is dying, underground, and all around an individual support, devoid of all corporate funding, but yet because of the love to roll it draws many inspiring and crazy individuals together.
Inline Skating by IHeartRollerblades February 18, 2009
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aggressive inline skating 

The faggiest sport ever! Gayer than a no hands bobbing for footlongs in chilli contest using only you buttcheeks. Gayer than Bieber. Also known as fruitbooting.
Don't be a Fag and fruitboot. Aggressive inline skating is for homos like Justin Bieber.