Ingleby Barwick is a town in Teesside in the north east of England.
It is commonly called Ingleby by the locals, despite there being about 12 other areas in the region which have names starting with Ingleby.
It is somewhat similar to South Woodham Ferrers in Essex, mostly because the town centre is just a large store and the houses are a mix match of different styles.
A: I’m going to Ingleby Barwick
B: Why go there? It’s a shithole A: it’s better than Thornaby.
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.