On LinkedIn, you can add skills to others profiles by "endorsing them". Endorsing people for nonsensical skills — like "Fashion" for neck-beard computer programmers or "Ice Cream" for just about anyone — leads to hilarity for all.

Oh man, I spent some time endorsement bombing the shit outta Josh the other day. His mom is gonna flip when she see he's recommended for his Bondage skills.

endorsement bombing by killa_dilla May 12, 2014

Reverse Psychology Endorsement

A type of endorsement (usually done by celebrities) that tricks people into thinking a celebrity is not being paid to promote or endorse a product/company. A celebrity may talk down about a company or a company may even make a publicity stunt to pay the celebrity not to promote their product/company. You think there is no endorsement deal, but in reality, you're being tricked into seeing that product/company's name.

In August 2011, Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino, from MTV's Jersey Shore, was offered a significant sum of money by Abercrombie & Fitch Co. to NOT wear A&F clothes.

Reverse Psychology Endorsement

Reverse Psychology Endorsement by MunroChubbers September 21, 2011

Farrakhan Endorsement

n. Inability for the person to endorse a person because of an individuals status. Usually they are a controversial figure or diametrically opposed to the candidates views. It also entails picking the lesser of the evils and having an overall disdain for the institution of the government.

Ron Pauls support of Obama. He is a republican so he has to give him a Farrakhan Endorsement. Colin Powell saying he is "undecided" about who he will vote for. Sharpton saying "I realize I will hurt a candidate, so I wont endorse him."

Farrakhan Endorsement by Peter Wilkins May 4, 2008

Positive Re-inforcement

What 99.9% of relationships i.e. communications in this country are lacking due to the obsession with being top of the game.
slander campaigns
hate buckets
jealousy

fear
torment
slurrs
negative attention
looking for love in all the wrong places

vanity
racism
violence
most sales tact to gain a profit margin is a positive sounding idea, but could lead the consumer to a negative out come for their budget if they truly cannot afford the overhead of the product they are being sold. Which in the end does nothing for either the consumer or marketer and causes a negative relationship in the end.

Another words, You reap what you sew and you will see in heaven what you wish for on earth.

J: what are you doing to my head you crazy preachin' woman?
Peachy: Trying to save your darn relationship with your wife and children. remember why you loved and created the family you did. Your relationship needs some positive re-inforcement before it all slips away and the children are hurt. Seen it one too many times even in my own life.

P1: Why won't you just buy what I'm selling you. you know you NEED this.
Smartartded P2: No, really I don't. Can't afford it. It will cause damage to some ones feelings and is really not my idea of faith before fury. Do you know me at all or do you go by the idea in your own head to help you sleep at night?

Market: Buy, buy, buy, sell, sell, sell,....!!! Get money, play honey, and earn my nuggets!
Smart consumer: Your in desperate need of some Positive re-inforcement in your tact partner;) Looks aren't every thing, connection and personal relationships that are not just profitable marginal are!

Positive Re-inforcement by K'sJUSTAthouhgt May 16, 2010

undorsement

When the brand pays a celebrity to ask them not to use their product for fear that it would tarnish the brand.

Opposite of endorsement.

The Situation received an undorsement when Abercrombie & Fitch offered him "a substantial payment" not to wear its clothes after it revealed it was "deeply concerned" that the 29-year-old "could cause significant damage" to the brand's "aspirational nature".

undorsement by Batman Potato August 25, 2011

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026