Indian Driver

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A totally respectable person, otherwise a lunatic driver who is not outside the cultural norm. Driving on either side of the road is optional. Tooting the horn is compulsory, and death shall have no dominion! Be driven in India and die of fright!

You may find an Indian Driver in Delhi, New Delhi, Varanasi, Lumbini. Sarnath, Nalanda. At Kushinagar, Kathmandu, Pokhara you might find a saner variety, known as a Napali! Buddha bless Nepal!

Indian Driver by Davedavies October 2, 2013

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The Indian Cab Driver

The act in which you are driving a couple home in the backseat of your car and as she straddles her partner you formally invite yourself into a threesome by reaching back while driving and fingering her from behind.

"Dude, I gave this girl The Indian cab driver for 20 minutes last night and her boyfriend had no idea!"

The Indian Cab Driver by Comeaudo July 11, 2014

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Indian pile driver

A derogatory term. When someone around you is real shitty behind the wheel

“Get the fuck off the road you Indian pile driver

Indian pile driver by 123colinrox May 21, 2019

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indian drive-by

Indian people hate other Indian people in the United States. Because of this fact, Indians will perform what is called an "indian drive-by" which is when passing another Indian person on the street while driving or walking, they will turn their head and stare at this Indian person in a complete 90 degree angle.

That uncle hella did an Indian drive-by on me man.

indian drive-by by trikone's beak February 16, 2010

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Indian Drive By

A very lethal tactic used by most forty/fifty year old hairy odorful indian men, who walks towards an innocent group of young kids and lays a silent ass fart while he leaves. The fart soon starts to expand and causes a dirty current that leaves you hallucinated for days!

At the OKC Vball, Som Kaka surprised the Sister Chods with an Indian Drive By

Indian Drive By by The Churro February 19, 2009

Indian Scuba Diver

The Indian Scuba Diver is performed by making a nice spicy, hot Indian curry, pouring said curry into the minge of a female (preferably an Indian) while she does a hand stand and then getting a silly straw (the ones that do loop to loops and shit) and sucking the curry right up out of there like you're slurping a slurpee.

"Oh boy uncle Rob, I'd love if you gave me another Indian Scuba Diver!"

Indian Scuba Diver by OfficialDG March 22, 2017

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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