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Indian Driver 

A totally respectable person, otherwise a lunatic driver who is not outside the cultural norm. Driving on either side of the road is optional. Tooting the horn is compulsory, and death shall have no dominion! Be driven in India and die of fright!
You may find an Indian Driver in Delhi, New Delhi, Varanasi, Lumbini. Sarnath, Nalanda. At Kushinagar, Kathmandu, Pokhara you might find a saner variety, known as a Napali! Buddha bless Nepal!
Indian Driver by Davedavies October 2, 2013
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The Indian Cab Driver 

The act in which you are driving a couple home in the backseat of your car and as she straddles her partner you formally invite yourself into a threesome by reaching back while driving and fingering her from behind.
"Dude, I gave this girl The Indian cab driver for 20 minutes last night and her boyfriend had no idea!"

Indian pile driver

A derogatory term. When someone around you is real shitty behind the wheel

indian drive-by

Indian people hate other Indian people in the United States. Because of this fact, Indians will perform what is called an "indian drive-by" which is when passing another Indian person on the street while driving or walking, they will turn their head and stare at this Indian person in a complete 90 degree angle.
That uncle hella did an Indian drive-by on me man.
indian drive-by by trikone's beak February 16, 2010

Indian Drive By 

A very lethal tactic used by most forty/fifty year old hairy odorful indian men, who walks towards an innocent group of young kids and lays a silent ass fart while he leaves. The fart soon starts to expand and causes a dirty current that leaves you hallucinated for days!
At the OKC Vball, Som Kaka surprised the Sister Chods with an Indian Drive By
Indian Drive By by The Churro February 19, 2009

Indian Scuba Diver

The Indian Scuba Diver is performed by making a nice spicy, hot Indian curry, pouring said curry into the minge of a female (preferably an Indian) while she does a hand stand and then getting a silly straw (the ones that do loop to loops and shit) and sucking the curry right up out of there like you're slurping a slurpee.
"Oh boy uncle Rob, I'd love if you gave me another Indian Scuba Diver!"