Incotant 

An individual with expertise in a topic or field of study that shares his/her knowledge with people and organizations across multiple countries. Generally deals with business consulting and life coaching.
A portmanteau word, derived from 'International' 'Coach' and 'Consultant'.

Hello, I am an international coach and consultant, Incotant for short. I advise clients all over the world on how to properly setup their lives for success through life coaching and business consulting.

Incotant by J_Paul May 23, 2018

inCOPetant 

in-KOP-pə-tənt\
1. A sometimes fat, but always lazy cop, who is not qualified for his or her job.
2. A inadequate police officer, who tries as hard as he can, not to arrest people, just so he can avoid writing reports.
3. A police officer who finds doing his job gets in the way of going on trips to Lake Havasu.
4. Any Douchebag who happens to have a badge.

1. Officer Smith let the bad guy get away (again), after he refused to climb a fence in a foot chase. He is "inCOPetant "
2. Deputy Smith lost the evidence in a rape case. His level of inCOPetence is amazing

inCOPetant by MoDacious-AltaLoma April 26, 2009

i am in constant agony, this is not a joke; please help me

I am in constant agony. My life is a mess. As a kid I had a natural aptitude for math and science, but I let it get to my head, ultimately ruining my possibility to go to college.

I wasted my life playing video games and watching the television; the natural talents I once had have apathied and worn away, leaving the one thing I was good at behind.

My life has been nothing but a fastly accelerating downward spiral and I have failed to provide anything of with to anyone.

Isaiah: Hey, Ed! Haven't seen you in a few years, how are you don't?

Me: I am in constant agony, this is not a joke; please help me.

Isaiah: ...
Me: ...
Isaiah: yeah, same.

i am in constant agony, this is not a joke; please help me by MrDrEdward October 31, 2021

Inconsonants 

When a person is intoxicated and reaches a point where their personal alphabet is reduced to vowels aeiou, and sometimes y.

Omg man - please stop getting this woman shots of tequila. She has a terrible case of inconsonants. She just looked right at me and said “Ay! You uouiioueioa ueioiyeeaauio you uuiuy. Yea, u o I ee?”

Inconsonants by TexasCookieMonster January 12, 2020

Incestant 

A person who commits an incest.

The two incestants were caught in flagranti and couldn't deny the truth anymore.

Incestant by Shee naz August 1, 2018

Inconstaderedably 

An example a what a nerd would say to try to impress everybody, when really there just confusind us and making a retard out of the selfs!

Smelly nerd: Its really just and Inconstaderedably force!"
Other: "WTF?"

Inconstaderedably by DumpUrKen05 May 15, 2005

inconsonant 

The inability to enunciate words due to inebriation. Verbal diarrhoea expressed only through vowels. To lose one's shit and insist on conversing.

Oh my, perhaps we should cut him off the sauce, as he is becoming rather inconsonant.

inconsonant by znoomoon May 26, 2018