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Jordan has a inch pinch

Inch pinch by Malcom August 11, 2018

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one inch pinch

a small penis, usually found on guys who are assholes

my friend Scott B. has a one inch pinch

one inch pinch by YOURE MOM July 22, 2006

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one-inch-pinch

when your penis is one inch or shorter

omg i love to flick around my one-inch-pinch to masturbate

i jack off with a pair of tweezers on my one-inch-pinch

one-inch-pinch by mr.p May 18, 2006

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2 inch pinch

A sexual term, describing the action of placing a finger in an anus and thumb in the vagina, then pinching. Or vice-versa.

Last night was great, I gave my woman the old 2 inch pinch.

2 inch pinch by hoary marmot January 14, 2008

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two inch pinch

A person with an incredibly small penis.

I can not have sex with you because you have a two inch pinch

two inch pinch by dik fuck February 1, 2017

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1 inch pinch

Someone who has a 1 inch dick.

Did you see Jonathan's 1 inch pinch? It was so tiny.

1 inch pinch by Alperius February 4, 2017

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The Two Inch Pinch

Masturbation where the penis is small enough that two fingers can be used to masturbate. The "Pinch and Roll" method is the best way to execute the 2 inch pinch

I was real lonely last night so I gave myself The Two Inch Pinch.

The Two Inch Pinch by ooden September 18, 2016

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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