In the winds 

A state of disorganization

I’ve been moving my room around so everything’s in the winds.

In the winds by axolotl119 May 15, 2022

unicorn fart in the wind 

noun

1. an undeveloped idea

2. an idea that is not grounded in reality

3. an ill conceived plan that has no chance of coming to fruition

4. something that does not exist in the real, or physical, world

Geezer: …so this “crypto currency”, as you call it, which doesn’t exist in any physical form, is going to revolutionize the way the world transacts business?
Millennial: Yes…exactly.
Geezer: That’s just a unicorn fart in the wind.

unicorn fart in the wind by goose_on_a_roof March 27, 2022

piss in the wind 

A very bad idea, unless you enjoy being covered in your own piss.

I was too lazy to find a better spot and tried to piss in the wind. Damn was that a mistake.

piss in the wind by oceancats April 5, 2017

pissing in the wind 

Doing something completely pointless which has absolutely no chance of working or being in any way effective.

Trying to fix this fridge with a screwdriver I might as well be pissing in the wind!

pissing in the wind by Jotinmick April 24, 2016

Brick In The Wind

Like a brick in the wind, this person will be stubborn and not move when being pushed away.

If a brick was to be one with the wind it would cause a lot of damage, be very dangerous and annoying to all nearby.

Melvin - 'Hey Keith lets go to the beach!'
Keith - 'Naa i wanna stay home today'
Melvin - 'Fuck you Keith, you're such a brick in the wind'

An Angry white kid with a gun in school was described by the rest of the class as a brick in the wind.

Brick In The Wind by TWC.TV November 6, 2016

in the wind 

to disappear, unable to be found

Where's your boyftiend?

I dunno, in the wind

in the wind by F.J. October 29, 2006

in the wind 

On the run; hiding from the law

Once he heard popo had a warrant on him, he was in the wind.

in the wind by katchoo June 28, 2006