In the drawer

When a person doesn't know he/she is gay/lesbian, but EVERYONE else does. (This person is often found in theatre.)

This is not to be confused with in the closet which implies that the person in question knows about his/her own homosexuality.

#1: Trent: Omg! I went to see Patti LuPone on Broadway last week! It was amaaaaazing!

Lisa: Are you sure you're straight?

Trent: Positive, sweety. I love the ladies :D

#2: Lisa: I can't believe how obvious it is that Trent is gay!

Jessica: Yeah, Trent is mad stuck in the drawer

In the drawer by pattis baby June 17, 2010

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In the drawer

When a gay guy or a lesbian chick are really obviously gay, but don't know it themselves.

Sophie: Softball/Rugby is great because I get to meet guys I can go out with!

Other person: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.... *cough* in the drawer *cough*

In the drawer by icameupwithitacoh July 11, 2010

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not the sharpest pencil in the drawer

a clever euphamism for someone who lacks intelligence

see also a few bricks shy of a load, not the brightest bulb on the porch

Seth - "Did you hear about Werner? He tried to start his car with lighter fluid."

Taylor - "I'm not surprised; he's not the sharpest pencil in the drawer."

not the sharpest pencil in the drawer by Hey-Johnny-Johnny June 11, 2006

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My dick is stuck in the drawer

When your dick is stuck in the drawer, you'll most likely say: "My dick is stuck in the drawer"

Me: Hello
Friend: ok
Me: Help
Friend: ok why ok
Me: My dick is stuck in the drawer
Friend: ok

My dick is stuck in the drawer by FRICKxxxHECK April 3, 2018

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Put the Bible in the drawer

A reference to the act of sexual intercourse.

Tom and Jenny are going in there to put the Bible in the drawer.

Put the Bible in the drawer by Conner Grant February 7, 2018

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toys in the top drawer

When a man, while a woman is asleep, slips his penis in her cleavage under her bra strap and wakes her by tickling her nose with his testicles.

He woke her up on the couch by slipping his "toys in the top drawer " and resting his testicles on her upper lip.

toys in the top drawer by Poison puppy July 3, 2017

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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