in the rover

when you’re so high you might as well be on Mars

person 1: “how high are you?”
person 2: “dude I’m in the rover!”

by oldrowstar June 17, 2018

Go swimming in the river

What you do to celebrate, esp. after getting a medal in the Olympics

We're gonna go swimming in the river tonight, that's what I'm talking about! USA third place!

by jaf1230 October 8, 2008

Losing your glasses in the river

The tendency to be cataclysmicly upset while drunk over something that would only be mildly irritating while sober.

Symptoms include forming irrational conclusions, like "im going to jail, im going to lose my house, im going to have my dog reposesed.

That girl lost her damn glasses in the river last night.
or

You are losing your glasses in the river right now.

by redlizzieliz February 10, 2010

Kicked in the River

When you kick someone from a Skype call, add them back, and their audio quality turns to shit.

Nick: Hey, look who has master rights?
Adrian: Who?
--Nick removed Adrian from the call--
Adrian: (muffled) Fuck you
Nick: Sounds like you got kicked in the river!

by Nikola's Trampoline May 31, 2014

Throw u in the river

Move to another pub whilst someone is in the toilet without telling them ..

we throw u in the river as you were playing up that much you were going to get us kicked out of the pub

by Spicybite December 3, 2017

rocks in the river

The looseness of bowls in which diarrhea is exerted from ones anus at high velocity, at such a rate it is perceived as rock being thrown into a river.

Hey Ralph, earlier I had that worst case of rocks in the river… taco bell just does not agree with me any more.

by Gnars December 30, 2005

take a dip in the river

To have sex with a woman whilst she’s on her period.

“Not tonight babe, I’m on my period”
“It’s fine to take a dip in the river, but I wouldn’t drink from it”

by Youseisaproperword July 16, 2018