I've spent my time In the Hat
by inthehat April 29, 2019
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Concierge: It's in the hat.
Kid in class: Can I borrow a pencil?
Other kid (handing him a mechanical pencil): Sure
Kid in class: Do you also have lead?
Other kid: It's in the hat.
Concierge: It's in the hat.
Kid in class: Can I borrow a pencil?
Other kid (handing him a mechanical pencil): Sure
Kid in class: Do you also have lead?
Other kid: It's in the hat.
by WinterHL November 11, 2011
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by Wildknight March 22, 2009
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1. Ohhh, Jerry, you gave Mike a Matt In The Hat... Right in front of his wife?!
2. This guy isn't playing his position, I'm going to give him a Matt In The Hat!
2. This guy isn't playing his position, I'm going to give him a Matt In The Hat!
by klano klanitis August 13, 2010
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Terrence - How did the date go?
Buzz - She liked me till I asked to perform a cat in the hat; Then she REALLY liked me!
Buzz - She liked me till I asked to perform a cat in the hat; Then she REALLY liked me!
by DoctorAcula August 25, 2011
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