In the Hat

Period of self-reflection whilst on a significant amount psychedelics with a hat over your face.

I've spent my time In the Hat

by inthehat April 29, 2019

In the hat

Included with the overall package.

Can also mean complimentary.

Hotel customer: Can I also have a wake-up call?

Concierge: It's in the hat.

Kid in class: Can I borrow a pencil?

Other kid (handing him a mechanical pencil): Sure

Kid in class: Do you also have lead?

Other kid: It's in the hat.

by WinterHL November 11, 2011

Cat in the Hat Syndrome

Once you start rhyming, to not be able to stop. You won't intend on this, it just happens.

I was being a smartass the other day, rhyming everything. An hour later, I came down with Cat in the Hat Syndrome.

by Wildknight March 22, 2009

Matt In The Hat

A Matt In The Hat is when you take a slice of texas toast, spread crunchy peanut butter on it, wrap it around your dick, jerk off with the toast, then slap your closest buddy square in the face with the cum-soaked toast.

1. Ohhh, Jerry, you gave Mike a Matt In The Hat... Right in front of his wife?!

2. This guy isn't playing his position, I'm going to give him a Matt In The Hat!

by klano klanitis August 13, 2010

Cat in the hat

The act of jizzing on a face and placing freshly shaved pubic hair over it, resembling fur. Optionally a hat can be placed on the "receiver's" head to form a cat in the hat.

Terrence - How did the date go?

Buzz - She liked me till I asked to perform a cat in the hat; Then she REALLY liked me!

by DoctorAcula August 25, 2011

the cat in the hat

a cute loving cat that always wears a hat, that matches his clothes from his head to his toes.

the cat in the hat is da bomb!

by carlin November 23, 2003

Cat In The Hat

A tortoise.

"Is this a cat in the hat?"
-" No, that is a tortoise."

by Moooooodiiiiie May 30, 2009