Hotel customer: Can I also have a wake-up call?
Concierge: It's in the hat.
Kid in class: Can I borrow a pencil?
Other kid (handing him a mechanical pencil): Sure
Kid in class: Do you also have lead?
Other kid: It's in the hat.
Concierge: It's in the hat.
Kid in class: Can I borrow a pencil?
Other kid (handing him a mechanical pencil): Sure
Kid in class: Do you also have lead?
Other kid: It's in the hat.
by WinterHL November 10, 2011