in a monkey's bum
Similar to the expression, "in a pig's ear". A derogatory term meaning "that ain't happening". Used so you don't feel really stupid saying the same thing over and over again.
Wife: Honey, would try on these new crocs I bought you?
Husband: In a pig's ear!
Wife: How about the knee-high socks that go with them?
Husband: In a monkey's bum!!
Husband: In a pig's ear!
Wife: How about the knee-high socks that go with them?
Husband: In a monkey's bum!!
in a monkey's bum by anonymous October 7, 2026