by mrs. Stallings August 13, 2008
A stalling is performed in the following sequence...
1. Watch you boss or equivalent asshole walk in for his daily shit (may take a few days of surveillance work).
2. Wait two minutes (see surveillance)
3. Slowly open the restroom door and "off" the lights.
4. Quickly, kick in the stall door and proceed to throw three to four right-hooks to the SOB's jaw.
5. Continue the assault until the assailant is on the floor.
6. Wash your hands and leave...DO NOT turn on the lights.
He not know what or WHO hit him.
You will emotionally scar him/her at that most precious of private times...forever removing the ability to ever use a public facility again.
Further, your victim lives with the humiliation of waking up covered in his own piss and shit.
1. Watch you boss or equivalent asshole walk in for his daily shit (may take a few days of surveillance work).
2. Wait two minutes (see surveillance)
3. Slowly open the restroom door and "off" the lights.
4. Quickly, kick in the stall door and proceed to throw three to four right-hooks to the SOB's jaw.
5. Continue the assault until the assailant is on the floor.
6. Wash your hands and leave...DO NOT turn on the lights.
He not know what or WHO hit him.
You will emotionally scar him/her at that most precious of private times...forever removing the ability to ever use a public facility again.
Further, your victim lives with the humiliation of waking up covered in his own piss and shit.
I can't believe that that fuck only gave me a 5% raise. The day I quit, he's getting a stalling.
Jesus...you look and smell like shit....do you just get stalled?
Jesus...you look and smell like shit....do you just get stalled?
by The Alchemist March 20, 2006
To throw out drugs or other illicit substances in a bathroom stall so as to avoid being caught with possession.
I can't call it
they found it in my wallet
now Customs got me
and I just can't stall it
-Del tha Funkee Homosapien "Wrong Place"
they found it in my wallet
now Customs got me
and I just can't stall it
-Del tha Funkee Homosapien "Wrong Place"
by yertlenest December 10, 2006
by Rxyaltie March 23, 2021
Used to describe a heavy chill session round your mate's house (instead of heading off to work). Almost always followed by a shisha.
by Jamie Mckenna September 24, 2007
I had just finished stalling and was at the sink washing my hands when the boss walked into the restroom. Close call!
by SMFNP August 24, 2007
n. the condition of a hacky sack being stopped in motion by resting it on some part of the body.
v. to stop the motion of a hacky sack by resting it on some part of the body.
v. to stop the motion of a hacky sack by resting it on some part of the body.
self-explanatory case here
by Chuck from Maine December 23, 2004