pink rod of fury

The Pink Rod of Fury (or PROF) is a cheap pink child's fishing rod that, paradoxically, is able to slay fish in far greater numbers and size than it's flimsy construction would suggest.

Thought to have magical powers ... though there are in fact many PROFs in circulation.

Make sure the Pink Rod Of Fury is in the boat! I wanna be eating me some fish for dinner hombre.

by H34VY D February 6, 2023

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Pink Balls

A condition of a man who has too much testosterone. Often associated with being too cool and getting too many bitches.

Man, FUCK. I got pink balls from last night.

by GodKiller69420 April 13, 2021

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Dirty Pink Elephant

When an old lady orgasms with a pink elephant and squirts on her partner.

When Ms. Susan asked me to tittyfuck her, I declined and said I would give her the best Dirty Pink Elephant she's ever had.

by pinkelephant21 March 13, 2018

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Pink Phantom

When someone uses you for what you have and doesn't give anything back/forgets about you.

Person 1: I tried to give her everything she might need, but she more or less has forgotten me... Was she even really there?
Did she ever really care?
Person 2: I always knew she was a Pink Phantom.

by surrealreal_ March 10, 2021

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