by H3nry F0rd January 19, 2011
by iron orr September 7, 2009
None of these above are right....
First off, if you're here for a fucking fish I'm turning your internet off. Second, "COD" stands for "Call Of Duty". Call Of Duty is the home wrecker but in a men's kind of way... Having the "COD" means taking in large amounts of useless video games that will not get you anywhere in life. The age range for having the "COD" is from 12-Late 50's. The results of having the "COD" are....
-not going out side for the weekend and/or the week.
- not talking to your friends,girlfriend (if you even have one) or the rare "wife" in this case.
- not taking care of your self hygene like... combing your hair, changing your poop stained tighty whities or taking showers.
This awful syndrome can ruin your whole social life.
(I'm not against Call Of Duty in any way,shape or form, I'm just stating the facts.)
First off, if you're here for a fucking fish I'm turning your internet off. Second, "COD" stands for "Call Of Duty". Call Of Duty is the home wrecker but in a men's kind of way... Having the "COD" means taking in large amounts of useless video games that will not get you anywhere in life. The age range for having the "COD" is from 12-Late 50's. The results of having the "COD" are....
-not going out side for the weekend and/or the week.
- not talking to your friends,girlfriend (if you even have one) or the rare "wife" in this case.
- not taking care of your self hygene like... combing your hair, changing your poop stained tighty whities or taking showers.
This awful syndrome can ruin your whole social life.
(I'm not against Call Of Duty in any way,shape or form, I'm just stating the facts.)
by GhettoGamer69 December 24, 2012
His pants were loose all in the right places, and he wasn't wearing any underwear. You could totally see his cod.
by Durkan March 4, 2012
Another word for Testicle or ball, nut etc. But A word that is rapidly growing in popularity and becoming a part of everyday vocabulary among many people in the south. Primarily a word used by males as a greeting or reference to a person. The term was coined by a local town legend in Columbus, GA back in 1994 and has recently become a staple in drunken banter. Although a derogatory word in meaning, it is not and shouldn't be taken as an insult.
Joseph: Hey Cod, what's up?
Simon: oh, just grillin up some burgers.
Blake: Hey worm, where's your brother at?
Worm: I don't know where that Cod is.
Patrick: what are y'all Cod's up to??
Joseph and group: bout to go hit the lake. You wanna go you ol' Cod?
Patrick: Why hell yeah, let's get goin Cod's!
Simon: oh, just grillin up some burgers.
Blake: Hey worm, where's your brother at?
Worm: I don't know where that Cod is.
Patrick: what are y'all Cod's up to??
Joseph and group: bout to go hit the lake. You wanna go you ol' Cod?
Patrick: Why hell yeah, let's get goin Cod's!
by Georgia Sasquatch August 16, 2012
Cod is a first person shooter, and is usually full sad ass fat kid, usually white, that sits infront of his computer/and treats his parents like shit.
Anyone who is seen to be like this does have a chode as his dick is stuck between his legs for too long, it gets flattened.
Anyone who is seen to be like this does have a chode as his dick is stuck between his legs for too long, it gets flattened.
'hey i just got Cod help me?'
'Yeah ok it's r1 to shoot etc. im 10th 70 on three acounts on both xbox and wii. My playing time altogether is like 500 hours'
*Guy ran away*
'Oh well'
*calls up his mum*
'Hi shithead. i love you... to clean my room up before i slap your ass'
Cod
'Yeah ok it's r1 to shoot etc. im 10th 70 on three acounts on both xbox and wii. My playing time altogether is like 500 hours'
*Guy ran away*
'Oh well'
*calls up his mum*
'Hi shithead. i love you... to clean my room up before i slap your ass'
Cod
by DickyGorey January 30, 2011
by Bob January 20, 2004