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take care of some very important business 

a euphemism for using the restroom. -It makes it sound important, because even though other people think it's not, you know it is.
Excuse me... I have to take care of some very important business. Back in a sec.

Important Kitten Business

Noun - Refers to a task or objective, the importance of which is appreciated only by the one doing it (such as the sort of activities kittens engage in with great enthusiasm).

(Note: The word "kitten" can be substituted with any other noun to cater to a specific situation involving non-kitten entities, for example, "Important Government Business," "Important Stoner Business," or "Important Jesus Business". Additionally, use of the word "kitten" can be retained for ironic effect even when the object of comment is not a kitten.)
Specific:

Q: "What is Snickers doing with that shoelace?"
A: "Important Kitten Business!"

Q: "Amigo has been scratching around in the litter box for like, ten minutes now."
A: "He must be doing Important Kitten Business!"

General:
Q: "What's that police roadblock all about?"
A: "Important police business!"

Q: "What is Rush Limbaugh yelling about?"
A: "Important kitten business!"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!
Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014
Word of the Day on August 1, 2026