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important businesseu by @not_today August 24, 2019
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take care of some very important business
a euphemism for using the restroom. -It makes it sound important, because even though other people think it's not, you know it is.
take care of some very important business by colonel cheesemonkey June 12, 2007
Important Kitten Business
Noun - Refers to a task or objective, the importance of which is appreciated only by the one doing it (such as the sort of activities kittens engage in with great enthusiasm).
(Note: The word "kitten" can be substituted with any other noun to cater to a specific situation involving non-kitten entities, for example, "Important Government Business," "Important Stoner Business," or "Important Jesus Business". Additionally, use of the word "kitten" can be retained for ironic effect even when the object of comment is not a kitten.)
(Note: The word "kitten" can be substituted with any other noun to cater to a specific situation involving non-kitten entities, for example, "Important Government Business," "Important Stoner Business," or "Important Jesus Business". Additionally, use of the word "kitten" can be retained for ironic effect even when the object of comment is not a kitten.)
Specific:
Q: "What is Snickers doing with that shoelace?"
A: "Important Kitten Business!"
Q: "Amigo has been scratching around in the litter box for like, ten minutes now."
A: "He must be doing Important Kitten Business!"
General:
Q: "What's that police roadblock all about?"
A: "Important police business!"
Q: "What is Rush Limbaugh yelling about?"
A: "Important kitten business!"
Q: "What is Snickers doing with that shoelace?"
A: "Important Kitten Business!"
Q: "Amigo has been scratching around in the litter box for like, ten minutes now."
A: "He must be doing Important Kitten Business!"
General:
Q: "What's that police roadblock all about?"
A: "Important police business!"
Q: "What is Rush Limbaugh yelling about?"
A: "Important kitten business!"
Important Kitten Business by Amiiigo!!! August 20, 2013
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026
prickup
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Serial Monogamist
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026