When one can make fun of all friends and relentlessly humiliate and mock them, yet receive no humiliation in return.
We were defending the front lines of Jokism and when they tried to return fire they didn't see our invisibilty cloak of joke immunity.
by Joke Lord December 22, 2010
For the full 24 hours of your birthday, you don't have to do any chores around the house or homework. You can also say and do whatever you want without getting into any trouble, as stated by the definition above.
Since today is my birthday, I'm not doing any of my homework and my family has to do my chores for me because I have Birthday Immunity.
by leftrightaround April 10, 2013
A principle by which testimony of select individuals will be considered truthful, as long as it aligns with the Party agenda and the purveyor or such information will held harmless and unidentified if possible.
The witness enjoyed Democrat immunity.
by Grumpyoltrucker January 18, 2022
Exemption from any deeds committed following an alcohol blood content of .2% or higher. As blood alcohol content reaches a level that reduces the individual dramatically, they have a sort of 'diplomatic immunity', you know, cause they have no fucking clue where they are.
Person 1: Okay, why were naked in the bathtub, who was that whale, and you better put that porch swing back wherever you found it.
Person 2: Dude, you saw how much he drank last night. I call Drunken Immunity.
Drunk Guy: Case dismissed! The swing stays!
Person 2: Dude, you saw how much he drank last night. I call Drunken Immunity.
Drunk Guy: Case dismissed! The swing stays!
by wokeupinatub May 19, 2010
by Cloudysaturnn January 13, 2021
When you and your whole group of friends are immune to a persons authority because one of you is fucking her.
That RA can't file a IR against us, our buddy has been Fucking her for months so he has dicklomatic immunity now.
by AjJohnson6969 February 23, 2016
A principle by which testimony of select individuals will be considered truthful, no matter how absurd, as long as it aligns with the Party agenda and the purveyor of such information will held harmless and unidentified if possible.
The witness enjoyed Democrat immunity.
by Grumpyoltrucker January 19, 2022