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illtwitterate 

The circumstance in which you cannot comprehend the lingo associated with Twitter, or navigate the website.
ex. Joe: Wow, I can't believe it... he just RT'd me!
Jill: What's a RT?
Joe: Damn, I didn't know you were so illtwitterate.
illtwitterate by rochenmc October 23, 2011
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Itwitterate 

Maaaan.... I'm so fuggin Itwitterate, Ima just stick to Facebook...
Itwitterate by Mark Mizzle December 27, 2012

iltwitterate 

(adjective) unable to to create "tweets" or use "twitter" in any capacity.
I checked out twitter.com the other day, but I couldn't make it heads or tails of it. I'm totally iltwitterate!
iltwitterate by Wolfsey March 27, 2009

iltwitterate 

In an attempt to set up a Twitter account, I quickly realized, much like an illiterate personal cannot read or write, that I cannot tweet.
When it comes to tweeting, I am clearly iltwitterate, and not able to follow my friends.
iltwitterate by English Bulldog Mom October 20, 2011
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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