Illogicity 

Illogical stupidity - When someone just doesn't seem to comprehend rational and logical thought, and makes decisions that would baffle anyone with any sense. What makes illogicity unique is that the subject believes him/herself to be undertaking the correct action, making a decision based on fact and circumstance. The truth of the matter is, however, that they are performing the most illogical possible outcome that could be derived from any situation, and are blind and oblivious to this matter.

He wanted a people carrier in a hot climate. I wanted a convertible. He bought the people carrier. In his head this made sense. In my head I knew illogicity was at work.

Illogicity by Illogicity October 26, 2011

illogicate 

to make someone smarter by means of severe beatings with textbooks

americans should use this method to educate their dumbass bomb making, gun toting, wife beating children

illogicate by Ninjalo March 24, 2004

illogicy 

noun: the act of being uneducated while trying to be right, said best by an individual of questionable character.

Bro Alpha: Bro, I got 5 kills and you got 10, so basically I kind of sorta won. But I'ma let you win this round so you don't cry yourself to sleep again.

Bro Beta: Wtf bro, that's like illogicy at its finest.

illogicy by kamilien1 July 5, 2012

illogiality 

The illogical logics of being VERY illogical.
When used in american language means "Illogical Thought/Action" but when used in right context it can mean somethings Logically logical in a illogical way.

Used Incorrectly:
"Man, that guy's showing tons of illogiality!"

Used Correctly:
"Heck yeah it's illogiality!"

illogiality by Leo C. Blue April 28, 2006