"Yeah, that Sinjaya is a pretty motherfucker. But don't waste your time voting for him. He be if-ted!"
by KoolKatKev December 12, 2007
Ted is a well known clown who resides in New York city. He can be found hanging out with teenagers despite the fact that he is nearing senior citizenship.
His haircut is commonly referred to as "The Ted". Witnesses have claimed that it resembles a botched lobotomy.
You too can sport "The Ted", just go to your local barber, ask him to shave the sides of your head, and hit you in the back of the head with a ice pick a few times.
His haircut is commonly referred to as "The Ted". Witnesses have claimed that it resembles a botched lobotomy.
You too can sport "The Ted", just go to your local barber, ask him to shave the sides of your head, and hit you in the back of the head with a ice pick a few times.
Dick Pound - Holy fuck! Is that an escaped mental patient?
Magnus Ver Magnusson - No dick, its just a man with a haircut resembling that which is referred to as "The Ted"
Magnus Ver Magnusson - No dick, its just a man with a haircut resembling that which is referred to as "The Ted"
by Jeremy Bklyn January 3, 2011
Ted is a criminal dating back to before Christ. If you see Ted call the police or run. Teds criminal record is stated below
DOB:1972-02-07
Race:Lizard
Sex:Please
Eyes:Brown
Height:7 ft 11 in
Hair:None
Weight:14 tons.
Offense or Statute
Offense/Statute:Rape-1st:forcible CompulsionDate Convicted:12 April 1993, 1 March 2022, 1 January 19 BC, 28 February 1442
Offense/Statute:Sexual Abuse 1st Degree:contact By Forcible CompulsionDate
Convicted:1 January 19 BC, 28 February 1442
Offense/Statute:Sodomy:intercourse Forcible CompulsionDate
Convicted: 1 March 2022
Offense/Statute:Unlawful Imprisonment-1st DegreeDate
Convicted:1 January 19 BC, 28 February 1442
Offense/Statute:Rape-1st:forcible CompulsionDate
Convicted:12 April 1993
Offense/Statute:Sexual Abuse 1st Degree:contact By Forcible CompulsionDate
Convicted:12 April 1993
Offense/Statute:Sodomy:intercourse Forcible CompulsionDate
Convicted:12 April 1993
Offense/Statute:Unlawful Imprisonment-1st DegreeDate
Convicted:12 April 1993
DOB:1972-02-07
Race:Lizard
Sex:Please
Eyes:Brown
Height:7 ft 11 in
Hair:None
Weight:14 tons.
Offense or Statute
Offense/Statute:Rape-1st:forcible CompulsionDate Convicted:12 April 1993, 1 March 2022, 1 January 19 BC, 28 February 1442
Offense/Statute:Sexual Abuse 1st Degree:contact By Forcible CompulsionDate
Convicted:1 January 19 BC, 28 February 1442
Offense/Statute:Sodomy:intercourse Forcible CompulsionDate
Convicted: 1 March 2022
Offense/Statute:Unlawful Imprisonment-1st DegreeDate
Convicted:1 January 19 BC, 28 February 1442
Offense/Statute:Rape-1st:forcible CompulsionDate
Convicted:12 April 1993
Offense/Statute:Sexual Abuse 1st Degree:contact By Forcible CompulsionDate
Convicted:12 April 1993
Offense/Statute:Sodomy:intercourse Forcible CompulsionDate
Convicted:12 April 1993
Offense/Statute:Unlawful Imprisonment-1st DegreeDate
Convicted:12 April 1993
by Trialacrobat308 April 6, 2022
He is my best friend. He's someone who's always smiling no matter what the circumstances. Someone who never judges anyone. Someone whom is always there for you through thick and thin. A goofy, silly guy who loves cracking jokes at the most awkward, yet somehow appropriate, moments. The love of my life.
Ted is my hero.
by Nerdy on the inside. April 8, 2013
A true soul mate! Very loyal, and a true man who provides for his family and is a Knight in shining armor. He defends his Lord, and all that he loves. Friend, lover, and ass kicker!!
If he ever thought his Princess was being lured or bated he would prepare for war. To see a guy defend his LOVE, you'd say.... OH MY.... That man is such a Loyal Lover, he's an awesome , one of a kind Ted. Yep, that is, my Teddy Boy.
by KickAssSweetDad March 22, 2012
by keepsgettinbetter July 3, 2012
by BukadaTR September 24, 2020