if-else merchant

A joking or mildly insulting way to describe a programmer who relies heavily on long chains of if / else statements instead of using better programming structures.

This codebase was clearly written by an if-else merchant — it’s just nested conditionals all the way down.

if-else merchant by ŠibucaNiggi November 5, 2025

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