When a guy wants to talk to a girl but he doesn’t know what to say to her he asks her if she has ever run a friction crane. Nobody really knows what a friction crane is but it is a way to start a conversation.
Guy: Have you ever run a friction crane?
Girl: Whats that?
Guy: I don’t know but I thought you were pretty and I wanted to talk to you.
Girl: Whats that?
Guy: I don’t know but I thought you were pretty and I wanted to talk to you.
by Friction crane guy January 2, 2023
This is a story that true Sith use when they see a random person and they want to turn them to the dark side.(or annoy the shit out of them) they also use this on their younger siblings when they do something wrong.
Brother:
Drops Plate and breaks it
Me:
Have you ever heard, The Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?
Brother:
NO FCK YOU
Me: I thought not, it's not a story the Jedi would tell you
Drops Plate and breaks it
Me:
Have you ever heard, The Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?
Brother:
NO FCK YOU
Me: I thought not, it's not a story the Jedi would tell you
by itsWhip February 8, 2021
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by belupacito4738 October 11, 2022
“If you ever need anyone to lick things for ya, I’m your guy” is something Daniel Seavey said after licking a present under the mistletoe.
by A limelight ofc December 20, 2020
The basic sentence people used to begin writing definitions about themselves on urban dictionary, normally followed by words of "godlike looks, great lover, best boyfriend or the kindest nicest person you will ever meet"
by Avoci August 12, 2019