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(1.) n. the process of frosting cookies
(2.) n. the process of acting like a frigid bitch toward someone that you don't like
(1.) Jam Master K tried really hard to make Christmas cookies to get into the holiday spirit but her piss-poor ice job ruined everything.

(2.) Mr. Metzinger really pissed me off after he took that piece of paper we were writing our rap down on, so I totally gave him an ice job for the rest of the class period.
ice job by xDrew_B November 18, 2009
when a girl puts ice cubes in her mouth then blows someone
Jake knew Nikki was a freak, but when she gave him an ice job, he knew he was in love
ice job by JizzyJake38 December 7, 2010

The Italian Ice Job 

A blowjob with water ice in the mouth. 7-11 Slurpies make an exceptable substitute.
My dick is still blue from The Italian Ice Job Jill gave me last night.

Cherry ice cream job 

When you fuck your women on her period and got period blood on your dick hole and go to pull out and blow a load on her or her face with a blood and cum mixture.
Man last night I did a cherry ice cream job on heather's

ice cream job 

When you give oral pleasure after eating ice cream leaving your mouth ice cold and sugary
"So my girlfriend gave me an ice cream job the other day. My dick was frozen for weeks!
ice cream job by Antiumone November 23, 2013

Ice Cream Hand Job 

When someone the opposite sex gives hand releif to an individual after having put there hand in any kind of Ice Cream. (ICHJ) for short.

There is also an Ice Cream Rim Job (ICRJ)
Guy- "omg i could go for a hand job right now but my dick is sun burnt"

Girl- "how about i dip my hand in this ben and jerrys and give you an Ice Cream Hand Job"

Guy- " YEAH BUDDY"
Ice Cream Hand Job by BGeezy29 April 10, 2011
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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