I'd win

It's the phrase used when you're about to get bisected in half, normally through the waist like AMOGUS
Person 1: Nah, I'd win
Person 2: *Summons the writer and kills person 1 with plot*
Person 1: *Dies*

Person 3: It's Gojover
Person 4: Nowaying
by TheBiggestOfBirds November 03, 2023
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I'd win

It's the phrase used when you're about to get bisected in half, normally through the waist like AMOGUS
Person 1: Nah, I'd win
Person 2: *Summons the writer and kills person 1 with plot*
Person 1: *Dies*

Person 3: It's Gojover
Person 4: Nowaying
by TheBiggestOfBirds November 03, 2023
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Nah, I'd win

What you say when someone asks you if you'd lose in a fight against another person, even if you will absolutely fucking die.
"If he regained all his power, he could give me trouble."
"But would you lose?"
"Nah, I'd win."
by Nunya Busy March 09, 2024
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nah I'd win

was said by satoru gojo before fighting the king of curses ryomen sukuna

**Gojo does not win**
yuji: "Sensei, whos stronger between you two"

Gojo: "hmm if sukuna regained all his strength then it'd be a tad difficult"

yuji: "would you lose?"

"nah i'd win"
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Nah, I'd win.

When your in a fight and your enemy says negative things like "Your going to lose punk!" or someone asks about winning or losing something and you feel like Satoru Gojo, you just say "Nah, I'd win."
N/A: Would you lose?
You: Nah, I'd win.
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Nah, I'd Win

Jujutsufolk brainrot
literally any character imaginable: nah, i'd win
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Nah, I'd win.

Phrase used commonly in the Jujutsu Kaisen Fandom, particularly on break week when all of the fans' brains collectively and simultaneously decay inside their skulls, resulting in the excessive use of the phrase, and others like it within the Fandom. "Nah, I'd win." Is just a small part of the whole it belongs to, known as Lobotomy Kaisen.
After "Stand proud." opened up his domain, he said, "Are you "You're strong." because you are "I'm you." or are you "The one who left it all behind! And his overwhelming intensity!!" because "With this treasure I summon..."?" The Fingerer simply answered, "Nah, I'd win."
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