David: I am exhausted and stressed out!
Michael: Give Barbra a call. She is the best Hypotenuse in town! When you wake up after your massage, you will have no memory of any stress.
Michael: Give Barbra a call. She is the best Hypotenuse in town! When you wake up after your massage, you will have no memory of any stress.
by FoamFan January 28, 2013
Code word for penis.
Based on the fact that when your penis is erect it points kinda up and kinda out. So, it is on an odd angle, like the longest side of a right angled triangle.
Uses:
1. To discretely refer to male genitals.
2. To flame people (IE call them a dick).
Based on the fact that when your penis is erect it points kinda up and kinda out. So, it is on an odd angle, like the longest side of a right angled triangle.
Uses:
1. To discretely refer to male genitals.
2. To flame people (IE call them a dick).
by crazfulla December 16, 2010
The other definition is not correct. A hypotenuse stands out in a crowd; not because she's pretty, but just because she stands out. It's usually because she's just weird. A hypotenuse girl is attractive enough to hook up with, but she is NOT attractive enough to brag about or tell your friends. Typically, hypotenuse girls listen to industrial music such as Tool, Nine Inch Nails, HIM, Alice In Chains, Korn, etc. Also, she may easily be found shopping for the ugliest articles in Hot Topic.
**Note: The original hypotenuse girl had a pointy chin that resembled the triangular term of hypotenuse.
**Note: The original hypotenuse girl had a pointy chin that resembled the triangular term of hypotenuse.
Derek- Hey, dude, did you see that girl over there? What's up with her? Like, what is she?
Eugene- Oh, Gina? Yeah I don't really know her, but she's really frikkin weird. She's a Hypotenuse girl. Ew. Yuck.
Derek- I would hook up with her... Well like.. Maybe idk.
Eugene- Emm....
Derek- Haha, what? Did you or something?
Eugene- Well... I don't..er....I dont know....So what about them Dodgers?
Eugene- Oh, Gina? Yeah I don't really know her, but she's really frikkin weird. She's a Hypotenuse girl. Ew. Yuck.
Derek- I would hook up with her... Well like.. Maybe idk.
Eugene- Emm....
Derek- Haha, what? Did you or something?
Eugene- Well... I don't..er....I dont know....So what about them Dodgers?
by Macks and Lilah November 27, 2007
Noun
A visual used to describe an alternate route when cutting a corner in the midst of travel (usually on foot) as said traveler walks along the "hypotenuse" of a 90 degree angle turn.
A visual used to describe an alternate route when cutting a corner in the midst of travel (usually on foot) as said traveler walks along the "hypotenuse" of a 90 degree angle turn.
Eric: How do we get to McConnell's Ice Cream Shop?
Peter: Its 3 blocks down Islay St., turn right and walk 2 blocks down De La Vina St.
Eric: Why don't we just take a hypotenuse shortcut through the back alleys to save time?
Peter: What the fuck is a hypotenuse shortcut?
Peter: Its 3 blocks down Islay St., turn right and walk 2 blocks down De La Vina St.
Eric: Why don't we just take a hypotenuse shortcut through the back alleys to save time?
Peter: What the fuck is a hypotenuse shortcut?
by Figa Hunter November 7, 2013
The side of a right triangle opposite the right angle. The gay hypotenuse is a freak of nature and always is 8==> in length.
by Bawlf-Man March 11, 2009
Lifted from mathematics, a cruel(yet humerous)term for someone who walks with a cane and has legs as screwy as a willow tree.
by mecaro October 17, 2005
by britlav December 18, 2013