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booty hypnotism

The act of being drawn reflexively to the sight of a gorgeous rear end of a female human. It is an uncontrolable response to the presence of booty thus falling under the category of hypnotism. This can occur at any time including times that would otherwise be considered inconvenient at best or dangerous at worst. For example; walking through the mall with your wife, girlfriend or significant other, In church, At a funeral, during business meetings, at your best friends house or while driving through a sub-urban or urban area.
Example 1:

<Bobby> "Dude, are you staring at my moms ass?!"
<Rick> "Sorry man, booty hypnotism."

Example 2:

<Bobby> "Dude! Watch the Road!"
<Rick> "Sorry! Man I'm sure glad that they dont factor in booty hypnotism when calculating your insurance rates. Mine would sky rocket!"
booty hypnotism by Jedibean January 10, 2008

hypnotized

is when a girl moves her body around in cirlces and has a boy horny
damn you got me hypnotized
yeah i can see your dick is up too
hypnotized by aaliyah December 24, 2007

hypnotits 

when you're spacing out and walking down the street, and boobies catch your eyes, then you have been captured by the hypnotits.
Weasel was going to class, until he was distracted by the hypnotits.
hypnotits by Zomar October 2, 2007

Hypnotize 

The act of putting someone into the altered mind-state of hypnosis.
Please hypnotize me to help me stop smoking.
Hypnotize by EroticTist May 14, 2008

HypnotistSappho

1. A degenerate animal abuser

2. A pedophilic groomer

Known zoophile on twitter, Sappho is truly one of the worst zoophiles on that website. Casually "justifying" raping dogs, while having a history of sexually talking to underage teens.
Person 1 : Hey, someone called HypnotistSappho just followed me on twitter.

Person 2 : oh, block them. They diddle dogs.
HypnotistSappho by Ploonie November 21, 2021

Hypnotits 

When you are having sex with a girl on her back and her sloppy floppy tits begin to rotate in opposite motions of each other causing you to be hypnotized.
I was beating it up good and Heather's Hypnotits put me in a titty trance.
Hypnotits by Chicky1080 June 30, 2009